Plan C For Plan B
To be sung with Russ Morgan to the tune
"So Rare"
(…You're like the fragrance of blossoms fair)

Verse
What is so rare as a day of work?
The Congress is now in recess.
You saw how I got Bolton in the U.N. –
So we'll work that ploy again.

Chorus
They swear
That Mike Enzi did not play fair.
Plan A for Plan B went nowhere –
Not what they thought he'd do.

They swear
There's no way they'll be fooled again,
So I'll wait till they're gone and then
Quickly appoint you know who.

For my selection
Hates the idea
Of a new Morning After panacea.
von Eschenbach
Will not OK
Plan B's approval by the F.D.A.

They'll swear
That again I did not play fair –
Like maybe I should care
That no one in Congress was there.

Music by Jerry Herst
Original Lyric by Jack Sharpe
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/21/05

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