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Can you tell his party by the make of car he drives? Did he pick it out himself or did his former wives? This may take some research and perhaps a fed'ral grant, Determining who'll get to vote and who they'll decide can't. There are so many factors that need to be considered: Has a couple frittered or paid their dues and littered? Do those who littered many require a larger van? And does that make them Democratic or Republican? The implications of all this may well affect our laws. Just pray the CIA's not asked with their inherent flaws. But if Bush distributes visas to Mexican illegals, What will he do to citizens in Democratic veh'cles? No longer will cops let you go if you've been drinkin' likker Just because you're drivin' with a 'Vote Bush' bumper sticker, Unless you've showed your disregard and proved you're a nose-thumber Of environmental issues and stuck it on your Hummer. * The New York Times - 4/1/05 John Tierney - "Politics on Wheels" Bob Carlson |