When you see a pol with a beautiful doll Half his age who is spooning him Geritol, You can bet That some lobbyist paid the doll. When they take a trip and each night's skinny-dip Is deducted as gamesmanship, You can bet That porn lobbyists paid them all. When that horse's ass changes rules just to pass Bush tax breaks for the upper-class, You can bet That rich lobbyists paid the pol. He's a cad, but the money That he needs to indulge his honey Is a bribe from those lobbyists to that pol.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser To 'Co-conspirator - Frist' |