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Verse With a whoop and holler Patty tries to swaller More pork to feather her incumbent bed. She does this even after Peels of public laughter Greet the pork recipients she's fed. But Patty Murray gets her jollies Immitating Hastert's Follies, Convinced a feast of pork's within her rights. How sad that in her haste She's developed Denny's waist, Making Fatty Patty quite a sight. Chorus "Oink, oink, oink," goes Ms. Murray. No napkin ring? What the hell. Internet access on the ferry – Who knows, perhaps e-mail as well. "Squeal, squeal, squeal," goes the porker. "Steal a meal," says the pig. "Who cares a fig for the budget? We'll build a bridge to somewhere twice as big." So, just like that, We bought repeat, And got more politicians so obsessed with meat, That they hate green? Well hold your breath – Did Abscam scare Jack Murtha half to death? "Lap, lap, lap," goes the ocean. West Virginia's coastline is secure Now that Robert Byrd plans on renaming The Coast Guard for himself just to make sure.
Music & Original Lyric by Hugh Martin & Ralph Blane |