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Don't mess with President Fixit. Vote for his genius instead. Look what he's done for that mess in Iraq. He's fixed folks from having to deal with Chiraq. No public pissoirs; no stinkin' Gauloise; No water or power the way it once was. If something don't work? Guess what? He kicks it! Don't mess with President Fixit. Don't mess with President Fixit. Vote for his genius instead. What he's done to Iraq he's now doing to us, Except that we're putting up less of a fuss. He's fixed the tax structure, so why should it vex us If, with his refund, Kenny Boy buys a Lexus? If something don't work? Guess what? He kicks it! Don't mess with President Fixit. Don't mess with President Fixit. Vote for his genius instead. He's fixed Medicare so it's way over budget. Good thing his accountants will know how to fudge it, And make it illegal for old folks to order Low cost prescriptions from north of the border. If something don't work? Guess what? He kicks it! Don't mess with President Fixit. Don't mess with President Fixit. Vote for his genius instead. He's fixed it for folks who would protest his stance. His FBI's been told to ask if by chance Their plans could be classified as a disruption By the same folks who OK'd Abu Ghraib's corruption. If something don't work? Guess what? He kicks it! Don't mess with President Fixit. Don't mess with President Fixit. Vote for the his genius instead. He's fixing our schools but his privatization Of No Child Left Behind should be on probation. Are their poor reading scores from too small a sample, Or also because of his lousy example? If something don't work? Guess what? He kicks it! Don't mess with President Fixit. Bob Carlson |