Pump Up Her Bubba
Trying to keep Hillary's husband happy
to Rodgers & Hart's "Sing For Your Supper"
(Sing for your supper and you'll get breakfast)

Pump up her Bubba
And you'll get bombast.
Hot air by the ton
Always gets it done we hear.

Puncture her Bubba
And he'll sound thinner,
Even lose his voice,
Though that's next to his last choice.

We hear girls with extra blubber
Bubba finds extra sweet.
So, sweetie, fewer bones, more meat, for now –
Chow is the secret to

Pleasing her Bubba
While campaigning –
Chubby he finds chic.
Speaking fees be damned,
He's said,
If his hostess is well fed.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/6/08

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