Putin, Putin, I Been Thinking
To be sung to the Walter Donaldson tune
""How 'Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm""
(Here we are, out of cigarettes)

Verse
"Putin, Putin, I been thinking,"
   Bush piped from the rear,
Do you win because you're pushy
   or for your bedroom eyes?"
Mr. Putin, without blinking,
   whispered in his ear,
"Is all of your success due, Bushie,
   to your cowboy disguise?"

So discerning, yet still yearning
   to know each other better,
They discussed how each must
   appear a good vote getter.

Chorus
"How're they gonna keep us down on the farm
   now that we've found the key?
How're they gonna keep us away from foul play;
   letting them vote but not taking note?
How're they gonna keep us from doin harm
   to the economy?
Ev'ryone who's on the take has learned to kowtow
Or they'll spend eternity in Haynes's hoosegow.
How're they gonna keep us down on the farm
   now we know tyranny?"

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyric by Sam M. Lewis & Joe Young
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/17/06

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