Qualms About Arms
To be sung with Dick Haymes to the tune
"Put Your Arms Around Me, Honey"
(Put your arms around me, honey, hold me tight.)

Hassan's arms confound poor Bushie.
He's uptight.
So befuddled, in a muddle,
The dummy might
Start to justify his lies
With religious alibis.

What if his religious right begins to dote
On those armed militias that don't sugarcoat
"Oh, no!"
Edicts that you
Have to kowtow to?

Music by Albert Von Tilzer
Original Lyric by Junie McCree
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/29/06

To 'Bushie's Religious Crusades'