Rare Coins In Ohio *
Sung to the tune
"Three Coins In The Fountain"

Rare coins in Ohio –
Opportune time to invest –
Funding the party faithful –
Who'll dare hold a true inquest?

He donated thousands
To all G.O.P.
Candidates for gov'nor –
Who is guilty? We'll see!

Which ones will their inquests bless?
Which just cover up the mess?

Now some coins are missing –
A politicians's valentine?
To finance more donations?
What has been the party line?
Steal me mine!
Steal me mine!
Steal me mine!

* The New York Times - 5/28/05
"Coins go Missing And G.O.P.
Insider Becomes Outcast"

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Sammy Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/29/05

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