He's still alive? Can you believe it? There's not a lot that you can do. It will take an act of God to help the prophecy come true. John Wilkes Booth! Lee Harvey Oswald! Both have demonstrated That we the people have no say about who'll be assassinated. For that's the grim prediction, the cycle that has held. So four more years to hold your breath – an agony unparalleled. Turn on Fox News (hate Robert Novak); try to see it happen. God, forbid that it occurs whenever you are nappin'. Reality TV for all, a president beheaded By Rummy, Feith and Wolfowitz, aided and abbetted By O.J. and Scott Peterson, who'll have the finest lawyers To guarantee a lengthy trial for presidential sawyers. Losing Bush is not an option. Fate will see to that. But will we lose him soon enough, this Texan Arafat? And when we lose him, will we get a statesman of our choosing, Or end up with a Cheney who's still cruising for a bruising? Bob Carlson To 'The Most Hated Man In The World' |