Responding To The Iraqi Study Group
As sung by Bushie with Fred Astaire to the tune
"I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan"
(…I should have realized there'd be another man)

They say I should have changed my plan,
Like they're assuming I had one when we began.
Having conned John Doe completely,
To change because I should don't mean I can.

Who knew Cheney talked through his hat
When he claimed ElBaradei was blind as a bat?
Or that attempts to grab their oil when we got there
Would only turn up pumps for Free Air?

Now they're implying I was stoned
And lost the one war I owned.

Music by Howard Dietz
Original Lyric by Walter Donaldson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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12/6/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'