Rummy To Replace FEMA
Sung to the tune
"Honeysuckle Rose"

Future hurricanes
Need someone with brains,
One whose resumé contains
Proof that he already knows
How a debacle goes:

Generals like Myers,
No one ever fires,
Who don't recognize quagmires,
Enamored of whatever blows
And of Bush sideshows.

Won't need armor –
He'll just have to learn to swim,
Or, like Junior,
Keep swinging from limb to limb.

Are there any pips,
Who have earned pink slips,
Specializing in cow chips?
Hacks and cronies Cheney chose?
Rummy by a nose!

Music by Thomas "Fats" Waller
Original Lyric by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/26/05

To 'Co-conspirators - FEMA'
To 'Domestic Disasters'