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Got to take a trip upon a gurney. Planned to MRI my knees. Thought whenever Bill starts getting yearny I might demonstrate I'm not a tease. Hoped to keep Bill on the reservation Making sure he wasn't bored. Of course, to Bill, that isn't 'fornication', A term he swears Ken Starr abhored. Met an intern on my gurney journey - Young and cute so I brought him home. Now whenever it is me who's yearny, I am quick to dispatch Bill to Nome. Seven, if that phone rings after seven And I'm in my intern heaven, Tell whoever calls that I'll call him back, Unless it's Jack. Never thought that I could be this yearny. This time around it's me who'll roam. Ever since my intern gurney journey, I make sure old Bill's not home.
Music & Original Lyric by Bud Greene, |