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The early ev'ning news was crowing, "It's her second Hookergate!" About the time that Ma was busy scraping the last plate, And Pa again was fuming 'bout how a Super Delegate Had to be as blind as Spitzer is to think she'd pull her weight, While a greying bubble-head fresh from the famed Ted Williams fridge, Geraldine Ferraro, burned her second Democratic bridge. Years before she'd demonstrated Walter Mondale's lack: A Geraldine Ferraro who would be smarter, male and black. Pa says that he remembers her, a girlish bit of fluff – Living proof that Hillary's not blessed with the right stuff, Nor was the greying bubble-head fresh from the famed Ted Williams fridge, The Geraldine Ferraro who's burned her second Democratic bridge. Ma sent Pa outside to finish with his raking of the yard, Knowing how upset Pa gets at Hillary's race card. "She's all the time denying it's been anything she's said, Her underlying message clear: Obama should drop dead", While the greying bubble-head fresh from the famed Ted Williams fridge, Geraldine Ferraro, burns her second Democratic bridge. Pa, a Waspish Democrat, swears that come November there's no way He could vote again for what these Clinton people pay and say. Meanwhile Brother, who's a Teamster on the Pennsylvania Pike, Says Bill's as bad as Spitzer and Hillary's just like The greying bubble-head fresh from the famed Ted Williams fridge, Geraldine Ferraro, who's burned her second Democratic bridge.
Music & Original Lyric by Bobby Gentry |