Bush's Rummy apparently wasn't upset
   until classified photos leaked out.
Since his boss at the top had missed this photo op
   why would he give Congress a shout?
Did he see nothing wrong with a nude sing-along
   that his minions could aid and abet,
Except not quite enough "terrorists" in the buff
   to compete with a Hustler nymphet?
Yet he claims to have more of these goodies in store
   that he's planned for a late Fall release.
Why emulate Custer with another blockbuster
   unless there's a risk of world peace?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/10/04