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Shame on you, Barack Obama! With you commingling Church and State, We at MSNBC Find inmates now are celibate. Celibation's duller even More than shows of talking heads. Soon we could be back to Wilbur, Talking horses, Mister Eds. No one squanders as much air time As does MSNBC On so many prison specials Repeated ad infinity. Because of you, Barack Obama, Jails are more like Sunday schools, Where we film who's playing footsie, Larry Craig Beginner's Rules. "FEMA Founded Faith-Bordellos" – "Keep the Ship of Church Afloat" – "White Male State Attendance Soaring" – "Free Viagra on the Boat" – We air it all, Barack Obama. Who says religious freedom's grand? "Texans Love Their Teenage Harems" – "Subsidize Their Holy Land" – "Halliburton Building Churches" – What if they take Cheney back? NASA might design the toilets Cannily assisting Mac. Shame on you, Barack Obama. Liberals will not applaud, Conservatives, we can't be sure of. Fox has always been their God. It's too late to change your message. Damn thing's now subliminal. Even with Mac back in Hanoi, Prison shows could seem banal.
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