Sighting Bushie
To be sung with Nelson Eddy to Cole Porter's
"In The Still Of The Night"
(…as I gaze from my window)

Will the next thrilling sight
Of me gazing out windows
At a hurricane's might
Make folks laugh and pray I'll crash?

Will ill will still spot light
That Chertoff's a bummer
And repeating last summer
Having blown a lot more cash?

Just like Brownie,
A flopperoo.
They seem to be
My bugaboo.

Why must each scheme of mine
Highlight my plight –
A buffoon who is dim
Letting him fill the bill
With a shill from the Right?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/21/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'