Signing 'Em Up

Don't know whose idea it was.
Ev'ryone wants credit:
Cheney, Rummy, Genghis Khan,
All claim they first said it.

Kerry's going to hate it.
Got him dead to rights.
Never did occur to him.
Got him in our sights.

Let the weapons ban expire.
We know what we're doing.
Anyone who buys one will
Find Iraq ensuing.

That gun freedom pledge they sign?
The fine print at the bottom
Volunteers 'em for ten years.
They're going to find we got 'em.

Anyone who don't sign up?
He'll wish he'd gotten drafted.
I've got his ammo in Iraq.
Either way he's shafted.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/14/04