Slug Him Or Slap Him
To be sung with Jim Webb to the tune
"Love Me Or Leave Me"
(Love me or leave me and let me be lonely)

Slug him or slap him when Bushie gets snitty.
Snub him and shun his attempts to be witty.
A true Walter Mitty, by now, would be somebody else.

That grandstanding landing to bolster his ego,
Instead of demanding his Hispanic amigo
Stop bending the rules by sending so many, or else?

Or else he won't have the one thing he's needing:
Reports he's succeeding with his cheerleading.

He still plans to bully conscientious dissenters
And give them short shrift like poor New Orleans renters,
Then stay the course and beat his dead horse –
You dreamed he'd be somebody else?

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/5/06

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