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Snow Job was a P.R. man, who said, "I'll field a team I can depend upon to be manipulated. Seven dwarfs should do me fine. I'll simply lay it on the line exactly how I want our shell game operated. "Happy has to understand she'll have to work to beat the band to make our Dopey not look like a jerk. Those two have snookered folks for years, through executions, over beers. Still we'll have to try to hide his smirk. "Grumpy, who will rarely smile, will volunteer to jog for miles to keep our Dopey II distracted. Doc will manufacture links, making sure that he hoodwinks Sleepy as to who should be Bushwhackted. "Sleepy then will feign surprise and claim he can't believe his eyes. Best of all he'll prove to be expendable. Bashful's going to sing his songs, rewrite laws so Sneezy's wrongs may even look commendable. "But Sneezy's been our weakest link. What in Hell would make him think a Wolf attack would ever get it done? They huffed and puffed to no effect except to get our budget wrecked while Dopey played the fool and claimed he'd won. Bob Carlson |