Snow White's Wicked Queen Squeaks

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Help us trounce Snow White this Fall.
If I should die before we do,
Make sure the blame's on you know who.

"If we lose, as well we should,
Make sure Osama bombs them good.
Help me escape in my Rolls-Royce
While they all pay for their 'wrong choice'."

Then from her undisclosed location
She promised much more devastation
If we don't re-elect her Queen:
"Could be a very nasty scene…
Why would they want to be so mean?
They know my record's squeaky clean.

"I never bothered to enlist.
My service records don't exist
Unlike the King's whose now are lost.
Damn, I wonder what that cost.
Not near as much, I'm pretty certain
As hiding reigns at Halliburton.

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Osama may attack this Fall.
We may lose, but if we don't,
Can you make sure Osama won't?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/9/04