Snowmobiling In Yellowstone

Golly,Gee Willikers Bush,
   are you really the Texan you claim?
Or more like your Poppy,
   a rich kid who's playing a game,
Who prefers snowmobiling
   to roping and riding?
Or do you have a motive
   that, like Cheney, you're hiding
By pushing for rides in the park,
Mr. Sneaky Gee Willikers Bush?

They're bad for the wildlife,
   for the non-riding visitor,
For the unsullied wilderness –
   that Yellowstone stands for,
But great for the greedy acquisiitor.

They're a clever first step
   to foil conservation,
By paving the way
   for your friends' exploitation
Of more than more rides in the park,
Mr. Sneaky Gee Willikers Bush!!!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/22/04