What do I like about my position? The fact that I'm free to go huntin' and fishin' while wielding such wonderful powers As starting a war just to settle a score – As watching folks bitch while I un-tax the rich – As avoiding the blame for our Neocon Game – As taxing unborns for my Little Bighorns – As letting Bob Novak continue to quack – Of course I enjoy all those powers, But what I like best are the hours: The hours reading picture book stories to kids so I'm not in danger when folks blow their lids – The week-end vacations that turn into weeks so I'm not around when a tsunami peaks – The time to cut brush and pretend I'm John Wayne so the wars that I start inflict maximum pain – The months on Cialis to increase my powers… Yes, what I like best are the hours! Bob Carlson |