The Advent Of Akbar

Millions have wondered what Mc Cain sees in Bush.
Why is he always seen kissing his tush?
With the advent of Akbar it's all coming together,
And more and more looks like they're birds of a feather;
That both are relying on Akbar Mokatar Abu.

This cat they've let Novak let out of the bag
So we end up watching that damn fool's tail wag,
Where did he come from? Why is he here?
Something to do with Dick Cheney we fear
Is why both are counting on Akbar Mokatar Abu.

Until Novak, a spy in the Bush retinue,
A gift from the Saudis, a new buckaroo,
A Saudi Arabian electrician of note
Sent here to assist George Two with the vote
The ultra-reliable Akbar Mokatar Abu.

Cheney had long been a lousy campaigner,
His language becoming profane and profaner.
Not many liked him. Some said 'twas about age,
But to suddenly suffer a severe power outage?
With no AC or DC for the old fillibrator?
So where was that new Bush/McCain instigator,
Their replacement for Rove, Akbar Mokatar Abu?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/16/04