The Bush Mission

It's better to flip-flop than be stubbornly wrong.
   It's better to change one's mind,
Than continue to fumble and bumble along,
   like a duck stumbling over a blind,

Like the duck who's our Born Again Bush on a mission
   to proselytize the Mid-East.
Muslims or Jews? He will seek their contrition
   so their chance of nirvana's increased.

Instead of more troops he'll send more missionaries
   with bibles to go door-to-door
Forget SUVs. They'll ride dromedaries
   in their quest to convert even more.

A bible and pledge to swear their allegiance
   to the one who's been specially Chosen
To conquer the world with lots of malfeasance
   and Scalia's Supreme Court bulldozin'.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/12/04

To 'Himself - Holier Than Thou'