I've got some great news, honey,
An invitation to the Bushie Ball.
It's a corporate affair.
Even Cheney will be there.
I'll wear my cowboy hat and a black bow tie;
You'll wear your leotards and your red porkpie.
You're gonna grin the way we fit right in, babe.
Make you glad we dressed for the ball.

They'll be 'round to get us in the limo, honey.
We got to be ready by curtain time.
This ain't no five and dime.
We need to be there when they finish praying.
Then when they play that do-re-mi,
We'll surprise them with the RPG,
Tomorrow night at the Bushie Backers Ball.

We'll be sure to have a back-up, honey.
If anybody spots the RPG,
We'll be ready with the TNT.
And as soon as they let their band start playing,
We'll be quick to pay our dues.
Be sure to wear your traveling shoes,
For Rapture time at the Bushie Backers Ball.

Music & Original Lyric by Sheldon Brooks
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/18/05

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