Bush, the camel rider extraordinaire – Got a camel needs a rider? Bush will soon be there. Does real well between two humps. One hump? Slides off. Bumpety-bumps. Bush, the camel rider extraordinaire. Bush, the camel groomer extraordinaire – Got a camel needs some grooming? Bush will soon be there. Brushes, trims 'em, cleans 'em up, Praying that they won't blow up. Bush, the camel groomer extraordinaire. Bush, the camel scratcher extraordinaire – Got a camel needs some scratching? Bush will soon be there. Scratches where the camel itches, Then re-zips the camel's britches Bush, the camel scratcher extraordinaire. Bush, the camel lover extraordinaire – Got a camel needs some loving? Bush will soon be there. Hugs 'em, squeezes, gently pets 'em. Learned the hard way what upsets 'em. Bush, the camel lover extraordinaire. Bush, the camel owner extraordinaire – Got a camel needs an owner? Bush will soon be there. Buys 'em for his Texas ranch's Newest Middle Eastern branches. Bush, the camel owner extraordinaire. Bob Carlson |