The Canary Owes The Chinese
Hillary's Chinese contributors complaining to the tune of
"The Gold Digger's Song" ("We're In The Money")
(…We've got a lot of what it takes to get along)

She needs more money?
We give more money –
Whatever The Canary says
    she needs to get along.

She says five million?
We give five million –
She swears we'll get it back,
    when she makes right what's wrong.

She'll keep it quiet;
Hopes voters buy it.
Disclosing Clinton tax returns
    could implicate Hong Kong.

If she were winning,
Like the beginning –
But we are hearing more sour notes
    in The Canary's song.

That yellow pantsuit
She hopes will bear fruit –
Yet her white male constituents
    aren't coming on that strong.

Hanging chads? Not helping –
Nor is Carville's yelping.
It looks like we'll be forced to send
    bad news back to the tong.

Her dismal rating
Is most frustrating.
The question we now face is
    string her up or string along.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Al Dubin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/29/08

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