The Congressman's Boodle *
With thanks to "Sneezles" from "Now We Are Six"

Christopher Cox has done oodles of doodles
   which got him two Harvard degrees.
But some say those doodles came from multiple noodles –
   a premise with which he disagrees.
Fraudulent doodles in one's kit and caboodle
   are a terrible secret to hide,
Unless the noodles who tootle such doodles
   are convinced that you're well qualified.

The noodles Bush uses to vet fraudulent doodles
   must know he abetted a scam
Selling trust deed investments for oodles of boodle
   to more than one innocent lamb.
So who needs his noodle canoodling with Wall Street
   establishing their q's and p's?
If he favored fraud before being made God
   of the SEC, who will he try to appease?

* The Los Angeles Times - 6/9/05
"Cox's Past Ties to Con Man Raise Questions"

Original Verse by A. A. Milne
This Version by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/10/05

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