Cheney says we'll be blown up if he's not re-elected. So can we assume we won't; that he'd keep us protected From his undisclosed location when Tom Ridge hears wolves howling? That all we'd need is Rice and Cheney's method-actor scowling? Not so, says Gen'ral Ashcroft, who claims new evidence That what has kept us safe has been "the hand of Providence," Aided by his prayers and Bush's, and maybe his departments Who've left our ports wide open, but not overhead compartments. The obvious solution so that no one has to worry Would be to fire Bush and his crew by voting for John Kerry; Then rehire Ashcroft and Cheney on a part-time basis To continue with their prayers and patriotic faces. Bob Carlson |