One dreadful reason,
For why I find,
It would be treason.
It's that stupid pledge I signed.
Ain't undecided –
I promised our votes to Bush.
So kick my tush.

I went to hear him,
But to get in,
Was forced to sign in,
And volunteer my next of kin.
Ain't undecided –
I promised our votes to Bush.

We're committed –
Been outwitted –
Feeling shafted –
We've been drafted –
And his speech was
   not worth signing for,
Believe me.

The man's no speaker.
Can't get his words out.
If it's a squeaker,
You won't be seeing us about.
I was misguided
In ever listening to Bush.

Music by Fats Waller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/5/04