When that moment arrives, will Junior be ready to start his Iranian war? Will he be any better prepared this time than he obviously wasn't before? Will we once again hear Rummy's "Golly! Gosh! Oops!" As Iranian mullahs prescribe for our troops – Side effects that we're used to as his nincompoops continue with their holy war? With no pressure to perform for thirty-six hours he'll send Condi to con the UN – No beating around this Bush like poor Colin before Junior goes solo again. Of course if this try lasts for more than four hours, He'll claim he's been given emergency powers, While the rest of the world will pray for cold showers, and eunuchs instead of wild men. Bob Carlson |