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Never could pronounce Eye-raq. Eye-ran's who I meant to whack. Thought it ended with a "Q". Spelling's been my Waterloo. Too bad we are where we are – Eye-ran's far more nucular. If they'd told me it was "N", We'd have re-aimed way back then. Blaim it all on raising hell – Had no time to learn to spell. Can't afford any aggressions now. Even if they're fissioning. All my endeavors must hinge on how Good I am electioning. Have to let them know I care – We at least attacked somewhere. So it Wouldn't do to fight them now. Have to quietly powwow. I have told them many times Fissioning's the worst of crimes – Are they keeping ev'ry vow? KAH-BOOM! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Music by Fats Waller |