Them!
To be sung to the Duke Ellington tune
"Satin Doll"
(Cigarette holder which wigs me)

Faced with Hezbollah,
And Baghdad,
Bet Bush, The Staller,
Wishes he had
A Patton to flatten Them.

But what has he got?
A Peter, Slow Pace,
Still Rummy's robot,
And Condi, Save Face,
His Patton, chitchattin' Them.

With Israel fooled
He's playing it cool till he sees
Who's dumb enough to get him off his duff
   to say, "Please, stop roughhousin'."

Repeating blunders,
As most know,
Will not work wonders,
As he'll show
With his pattern for combattin' Them.

Music by Duke Ellington & Billy Strayhorn
Original Lyric Johnny Mercer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/7/06

 To 'Bushie, The Warrior Wimp'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Israel'