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The Three Little Pigs formed his "Axis of Evil," Offering Bushies a chance for upheaval. While Ridge played the hero, they planned to attack The Three Little Pigs and began with Iraq. The Wolfie they hired would huff and he'd puff, But no matter how much, it was still not enuff, For that first little pig, after taking a poll, Said, "I'll play the mole in a rather small hole." Not only that, but this pig's entourage Greets Bushies with car bombs; not a single corsage. They'd love to go after those other two pigs, But fear they've constructed more elaborate digs. Bushie planning, or lack of, has been so dimwitted, And the force way too small that they've so far committed, That their huffing and puffing at the least dangerous piggie Has the other two saying, "Now look who's the biggie!" The moral? When pigging, make sure that the stink Comes from the piggies and not how you think. Bob Carlson |