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Aristotle Stavros Archimedes Paul O'Malley Had hoped a shot of CNN would be right up his alley, And keep him well informed of the latest Bush shenanigans While hoisting one or two each night with his pals at Flannigans. While Dobbs was chasing "aliens" back across our borders And Blitzer was receiving Bush's latest marching orders, Bush was pulling wool in front of their "most trusted" eyes, With distractions like Iraq that carefully disguise His administration's goal of dismantling regulations Designed to save O'Malley from rapacious corporations. By changing regulations sneaky Bush can bypass Congress And anticipate each grateful corporation's largess. Bush Highway Traffic Safety regulations will forbid Release of safety data manufacturers had hid, Saying its release could harm the way that they compete And put consumers like O'Malley in the cat bird's seat. Why warn O'Malley, ASAP, which SUVs might flip? They might be theirs, so Bush declares, "He'll see no tips about which tip!" Bob Carlson To 'Bushie's Media Flacks' |