Toasting Those Hanging Chads
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie)"

If you knew Bushie
Like she knows Bushie,
Oh, oh, oh what a lush.
In Tallahassee his eyes went glassy
At her splendid prima facie.

They were drinking –
Ten martini talk –
What a chassis!
Not a chance that she would balk.

If you knew Bushie
Like she knows Bushie,
You prob'ly would blush.

If you knew Bushie,
Like she knows Bushie
Oh, oh, oh what a lush.
What first impresses are not her tresses.
She banks on her tightest dresses.

Drinks on Bushie –
They couldn't stop –
The Times reporter
Waits five years to call a cop.

If you knew Bushie
Like she knows Bushie,
You prob'ly would blush.

Music & Original Lyrics
by B.G. DeSylva & Joseph Meyer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/30/06

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