Toeing the Line For Bushie
To be sung with Fats Waller to his tune
"Honeysuckle Rose"
(Ev'ry honey bee fills with jealosy)

Some might not have raved
At the toes he saved
Had they known Bush was depraved,
Which, too late, the world now knows –
He's obsessed with toes.

Despite opposing views
Detainees must wear shoes
Disguising the abuse he'll use,
For even though the whole world knows
Bush still goes for toes.

Ghoulish to use
Their weakest toes each time you string 'em up?
But the good news,
It isn't long till you can't shut 'em up.

And when a toe comes loose,
Don't call that abuse,
For Bushie puts it to good use –
Mummified's as good as froze
When you're into toes.

Epilogue
When told to toe the line,
Ten to start with's fine –
Wish to God I had all mine –
But which one's weakest don't disclose
To those obsessed with toes.

Music by Fats Waller
Original Lyric by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/11/06

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