Tommy Thompson Touts Verichips
Sung to the tune
"My Baby Just Cares For Me"

My Verichip now keeps track
Whether I'm here or out in back.
My Verichip's stuck in me.
My Verichip knows my hiding places
Even when I sneak off to the races.
My Verichip's my nose ring.
I'm its puppet on a string.
It's the price of loyalty.
My Verichip's well connected
Even Bush knows where I'll be.

Now that I'm on their board
We're sure we're headed toward
The end of secrecy.
Who'll worry if Cheney still misplaces
Lists of lobbyists he embraces?
Who'll need to go to court
And always come up short?
With Verichips in each attendee,
Who'll need the leaks of Karl Rove
To verify Cheney's mendacity.

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/2/05

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