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Did you see on Fox News where President Crazed Had suddenly found himself over D.A.'zd? How many too many? Were they all the wrong sort? Might some end up takng Crazed cohorts to court? What's irking him most is these D.A.s were his. He picked them himself. He took them as is, Assuming those R's were tattooed on their chests, Not decals intended to pass his chest tests. You can't be too careful when you know you're a liar. Who wants his own feet being held to the fire? But some D.A.s have proved to be way too litigious, Especially towards officials they've deemed too religious. Lying evangelists? Too tempting a brew? Multiply I. Scooter Libby by two! So a president claiming God's O.K.'d Iraq Sure will need somebody watching his back. The Department of Fences? They're letting them down With a General melee going on around town – Monkeys with ribbons and monkeys with stars, All more concerned with safeguarding thars. Enter Stoney Rosita Martinez Alou, The D.A. assigned to the Washington Zoo. Considered by some to be much too aggressive, But desperate times call for being obsessive. She had gotten some Roaches a cage of their own, And Ann-Coulterish Magpies a cellular phone. Would rationing stem cells help Libby at all? A cell-is-a-cell is a Dumb-Design call And would hardly deter Ms. Martinez Alou Who had set some aside for Crazed and his crew. But could she restore Swinging Gates to his throne And not show the media a Cheney headstone? Apparently not because look what she got, A pink slip by phone and a case come to naught. With Lieberman siding with President Crazed Will pundits pretend at being amazed? Will the Senate inquiries find D's on her toes? Are her decals long gone? Will she wear panty hose? Will Libby get ten? Will Cheney get zip? Will the D.A. kerfluffel be a media blip? Or like Mrs. McCave who named all her sons Dave, Are the firings too late for a Lieberman save?
Original Verse by Dr. Seuss To 'Bushie, Impeached' |