Trikes For Tykes *
Sung to the tune
"Three Little Words"

Three little wheels
So I won't tip over
Again and graze
My presidential
Knees, hands and face,
Or be a eunuch
The rest of my days.

That prospect I take to heart
And dread sincerely.
Bike injuries
Can hurt men so severely.

But three little wheels
On trikes for tykes
For me means simply,
"Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo."

* CNN - 7/6/05
"Bush injured in Scottish bike accident"

Music & Original Lyric
by Burt Kalmar & Harry Ruby
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/7/05

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