"Trust me we know what this war is about –
How to get in, if not how to get out.
We knew Iraq was the one to attack –
Remember whose Daddy they tried to bushwhack?

"Trust me we knew not to trust the UN –
They could take years to decide where and when,
Though Rummy'd determined the number required
Based on how long he knew we'd be admired.

"Trust me we Bushies know how to fight terror –
We'll persuade Muslims their faith is in error.
Sharon recruits settlers – Now there's an idea!
Won't you volunteer to move in with the Shia?

"Trust me we know how to interrogate –
Ashcroft's made sure that we have the mandate
To make our own rules now that he's our top cop,
While Rove wants me there for their next photo op.

"Trust me we know when to give up control –
Saddam saw no shadow when dragged from his hole.
My name is George Bush so you know I approve
Of whatever it takes so I won't have to move."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/14/04

To 'Bushie, The Lying Prevaricator'