So you thought there's nothing at which he'd excell? No thanks this Thanksgiving for one thing he does well. At pardoning turkeys he is way too proficient, Especially those who've been sadly deficient. You think that most haven't performed up to snuff? Where Junior's concerned that's quite well enough. Do we dare to name some? Cheney, Rummy and Rice… How'd they keep their jobs? Perhaps loaded dice? With homonyms you'd think he'd throw in the towel For Bush can't distinguish what is foul from what's fowl. Bob Carlson |