UN Ambassador Bolton *
Sung to the tune "Ain't Misbehavin'"

Don't do no sweet talk –
You know my rep.
I am the hawk's hawk –
Kofi, better watch your step.
You and your cronies –
I'm savin' my vitriol for you.

Don't do no carrots,
But love the stick.
Hate peacenick parrots –
Mein Kampf has always been my shtick.
Mein walrus moustache?
Der Fuehrer says he'll rent one too.

In the UN they need real men
Who've advised on little Taiwan
For about thirty thousand smackeroonies.

Bush lost his senses –
He's out of dough –
So my assignment's mending fences,
Eating crow.

Why's Wolfie laughing?
Something that Der Fuehrer doesn't know?

* The Nation - March 7, 2005
David Corn - "Bush Gives the UN the Finger"
* The Nation - March 8, 2005
Ian Williams - "Bush's Perverse UN Pick"

Music by Fats Waller & Harry Brooks
Original Lyric by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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