The fault lies with Uncle George Uglug, their paleolithic precursor, From whom each George Bush is descended with a pattern of speech ever worser. Uncle George Uglug learned how to speak with a mouthful of marbles, we heard. His friends claimed, "He garbles because of the marbles," a theory that's not that absurd. Somewhat controversial is the Kerry commercial that explains how this trait was passed on: Uglug's garbling they say changed his speech DNA so he talked like he'd just tied one on. For those who came after and inspire late night laughter speech DNA may be to blame, Though many maintain it was Uglug's pea brain that's behind their unique claim to fame. Bob Carlson To 'Uncle George Uglug Explained' |