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Some would-be assassins Can't be your assassins If they think the change will Be worse than you are. For somehow they know If they do you in, A lousy successor would haunt us again and again. Most would-be assassins Could not be assassins Fearing all the power Dick Cheney'd assume. For somehow they knew If they did Bush in, That Cheney'd be worse than Bushie times ten. History has proved it, Although Bin Laden tried. Fortunately for him Ahmed Chalabi lied. So save would-be assassins From becoming assassins By picking a "Cheney" As your Number Two. Lieberman on your side, As Gore must have known, Means he'll have to hide While they leave you alone. Just never pick a Clinton, As pundits ought to know. Never pick a Clinton; You'd be the first to go.
Music by Richard Rodgers To 'Obama's Voting Ploys' |