Vote For The Clintons
Assessing The Clinton cons and pros
to Rodgers & Hart's "Sing For Your Supper"
(Sing for your supper and you'll get breakfast)

Vote for the Clintons
And you'll be sorry.
No one likes a nag,
But nagging is her bag, we fear.

Vote for the Clintons
And be pandered
To – she'll buy you gas
With a bill she can not pass.

A blue collar millionairess
Easily can afford
A gas-tax holiday
On you
At Cartier,
Before she

Fills up your Hummer
With a wine she'll choose,
That has a top that screws
Off and on, of course –

All of which does remind
Us that the Clintons find
Cork popping as hard as
Pumping self-service gas.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/6/08

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