Old Auntie Em and Old Uncle Bob Aren't terrorists, hunters or in the mob Nor are they enamored of guns, So please tell LaPierre to shut his yap. Who the heck is enough of a sap To believe that his weapons aren't deadly And responsible for Newtown's mass killings? Neither's a sucker for LaPierre's con job, Or a terrorist, a hunter, or in the mob, Nor wants to hear about Wayne and his guns. So please tell LaPierre to shut his trap. They're not buying into his kind of crap: Nor that Newtown's kids died from a GMO medley - So Monsanto's responsible for Newtown's mass killings? Make no mistake, Wayne's ploys can't make Old Auntie Em and Old Uncle Bob Ever cotton to Wayne LaPierre's guns. They aren't terrorists, hunters or in the mob, Nor are they killers, so Wayne's wasting his time Promoting his business of mass murder crime, Even at Christmas when Wayne asks them to give So that his shooters should let their grandchildren live.
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