"Wayne Blames Monsanto"

(Has Dr. Oz agreed to take the heat?))

Old Auntie Em and Old Uncle Bob
Aren't terrorists, hunters or in the mob
Nor are they enamored of guns,
So please tell LaPierre to shut his yap.
Who the heck is enough of a sap
To believe that his weapons aren't deadly
And responsible for Newtown's mass killings?

Neither's a sucker for LaPierre's con job,
Or a terrorist, a hunter, or in the mob,
Nor wants to hear about Wayne and his guns.
So please tell LaPierre to shut his trap.
They're not buying into his kind of crap:
Nor that Newtown's kids died from a GMO medley -
So Monsanto's responsible for Newtown's mass killings?

Make no mistake, Wayne's ploys can't make
Old Auntie Em and Old Uncle Bob
Ever cotton to Wayne LaPierre's guns.
They aren't terrorists, hunters or in the mob,
Nor are they killers, so Wayne's wasting his time
Promoting his business of mass murder crime,
Even at Christmas when Wayne asks them to give
So that his shooters should let their grandchildren live.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/25/12

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