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We must all be very kind to Judy Miller. She had planned on twenty-years-to-life For fear that Scooter'd scold her For what he never told her – Things that have a limited shelf life. How much simpler if she'd just invented stories Of what she would have liked to hear him say, And then if he denied it, claim she'd merely prophesied it. Who knows? With luck they might have let her stay. We must all be very kind to Judy Miller. Now that they've so rudely tossed her out. The poor dear had been so sure Of a life-long sinecure, And now she's back to sticking her neck out, Hoping that her prior secret sources Won't end up the way that Scooter did – To cover up for Cheney doesn't qualify as brainy, When Cheney did what was forbid, then went and hid. We must all be very kind to Judy Miller. Her dissappointment must be off the charts. To replace the city's clamor With a sojourn in the slammer And then lose it, causes lots of broken hearts. And we doubt that Judy Miller's the exception As she watches Novak's spiel on CNN. Instead of peace and quiet, there will surely be a riot When that craven, raving douche bag ends up in the pen.
Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward To 'Bushie's Judy Miller' To 'Bushie's Novak' To 'Other Co-conspirators' |