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Though Georgie claims he's very brave And not real scared of Cheney, He says what has him most concerned Still happens when it's rainy. Puppets powered by strings run risks Of twisted lines and such, Which explains why Dick and George Never use strings, very much… Hand puppets on the other hand Aren't bothered with those things, But can you guess what most miss most? The privacy of strings! So though he's not afraid of Dick, George hopes you understand He's never been that wild about Dick's wet and clammy hand. Nor has wearing pale green pants Seemed to help a bit. When Dick's around, it's still real hard For Georgie boy to sit. In fact the pale green pants, it seems, Bring out the worst in Dick So Georgie tends to tighten up When Dickie starts his shtick. Does that mean the DNA Of Dickie's diff'rent daughter Couldn't possibly have come From who they claim begot her? Lest we sound Ann-Coulterish The problem with these bums, As Georgie privately concedes, Is Dickie's been all thumbs.
Original Verse by Dr. Seuss To 'Bushie, The Dummy' To 'Bushie's Cheney' |